Thursday, May 28, 2015

WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME, by Josh Sundquist

The story: 25 years old and STILL without a girlfriend, author Josh Sundquist goes back over every relationship he's ever had with a girl to try to figure out what took so stinkin' long to even get his first kiss. What he finally figures out surprises him--and it might surprise you, too. A true story!

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG; Violence G; Sexual content PG; Nudity G; substance abuse PG-13; magic & the occult G; GLBT content G; adult themes (social difficulties of an amputee; references to what's going on "down there" while thinking about girls) PG; overall rating PG.

Liz's comments: This is a thoughtful, funny, poignant look back at the painful process of growing up. It will ring bells with a lot of guys, but mostly, I think that would be guys of high school age and up. It's not that the content is mature; rather, that you have to have reached a certain level of maturity to appreciate it, and I don't think most MS kids are there.

Friday, May 22, 2015

SAINT ANYTHING, by Sarah Dessen

The story: Since her brother ended up in prison after a DUI accident, Sydney's family seems broken. Her father is absent, her mother is controlling, and Sydney is alone. It's almost a miracle when she runs into the Chathams--Layla, a friend like she's never had; Mac, the boyfriend she's never had. But other peoples' bad decisions keep messing up her life, until the one mistake SHE makes breaks the camel's back and Sydney finds herself in a mom-imposed prison, just waiting for the chance to break out. But who'll be around to help her? Mac? Layla? Saint Anything?

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG; violence G; Sexual content PG; nudity G; substance abuse PG-13; magic & the occult G; GLBT content G; adult themes PG; overall rating PG.

Liz's comments: Classic Sarah Dessen. If you like her books, you'll like this one. If not--nothing has changed.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

STORY THIEVES, by James Riley

The story: When Owen sees Bethany climbing out of a book, his entire life changes--because seriously? If you could step into your favorite book and experience everything that happens in it, how cool would that be?!? Bethany, busted, confesses to being half-human, half-fictional, and that she's looking for her long-last father, a fictional character who disappeared into a book of fairy tales when she was little. Owen comes up with a great way of finding her dad, but demands as payment JUST ONE TRIP into his favorite series: the Kiel Gnomenfoot books. When Owen doesn't keep the rules and the story gets changed, there are drastic consequences in the worlds of both reality and fiction. Can they fix either place--or will everyone just have to get used to fire-breathing dragons in their everyday lives?

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG; Violence PG; Sexual content G; Nudity G; substance abuse PG; magic and the occult PG-13; GLBT content G; adult themes (betrayal) PG; overall rating PG.

Liz's comments: I really liked this one! It had one of literally EVERYTHING: sci-fi and fantasy tropes cunningly arrayed against each other; dragons, robots, zombies, wizards, callouts to famous fantasy stories, and non-stop action that still left time for a little character growth. Probably intended for grades 4-7, but I think fantasy-loving 8th graders would like it too.

DREAM A LITTLE DREAM, by Kerstin Gier

The story: It's weird enough when Liv's mother moves in with Ernest, her current boyfriend--but even weirder when Liv realizes his son, Grayson, is someone she's seen in her dreams: amazingly lifelike dreams, featuring him and three other handsome boys who also attend her new school. In one of those dreams, Liv stumbles into an occult ritual that spills out of the dreamworld and over into her everyday life, threatening danger, possession, even death. Can she trust any of the boys? And especially--can she trust Henry, the adorable one with the messy hair and gorgeous eyes? Or is he just another way she can fall off the edge of the world?

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG-13; Violence PG; Sexual content PG-13; Nudity PG; substance abuse PG-13; magic & the occult PG-13; adult themes (demonic possession, ritual sacrifice, parental cohabitation) PG-13; overall rating PG-13 (although I suspect that if the Demon Lord ever actually puts in an appearance, the overall rating will shift to R...guess we'll see).

Liz's comments: This book teeters between the light-heartedness of an Eva Ibbotson ghost story and a serious creep-out with demonic possession, possibly because the translation from the German occasionally chooses a lighter- or heavier-weight word. In many ways, it reads like a high-school romance, with a little evil-doing thrown in for good measure. I expect girls who like ghost stories will be all over this one, although I find myself uneasy about stories with devils and demons. Not sure why I think they're worse than ghosts--maybe because you meet the occasional good-hearted ghost. Not so much with demons. Plus, the way the story ends indicates it'll get darker as it goes on, not lighter.

THE TRUTH ABOUT TWINKIE PIE, by Kat Yeh

The story: When Gigi's sister wins a million dollars in a cooking contest, two trailer park girls from South Carolina make their move to Long Island - to a prep school for Gigi (who now wants to be called Leia) and a super beauty salon job for DiDi. Along the way, Leia finds new friends, a couple of snooty new enemies, and finds most of all that changing your name doesn't change who you are deep inside...although sometimes it takes a bit of help to figure out just who that is! A wild midnight train ride leads Leia to the truth about her long-lost--and presumed dead--Mama, about her over-protective sister, and about how you can really tell who's really your friend (and exactly who might be boyfriend material!).

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG; Violence G; Sexual content G; Nudity G; substance abuse PG-13; magic & the occult G; GLBT content PG; adult themes (being orphaned, bullying) PG; overall rating PG.

Liz's comments: Here's a sweet story (complete with recipes!) about a girl trying to figure out just who she is amidst a whole lot of upheaval in her life. Leia (aka GiGi) is a smart, spunky narrator with a tendency toward stubbornness that gives her a realistic voice. Although life at her new school isn't perfect, it isn't completely awful, either, and her gradual finding of new friends and redefining her relationship with DiDi are done just right for a 7th grade girl trying to find her way.

LIKE A RIVER, by Kathy Cannon Wiechman

The story: Leander goes to fight in the Union Army to prove to his family that he's a man now. Polly just doesn't want her father to leave her behind--so she joins up too, disguised as a boy. The two meet when Leander and Mr. Settles are wounded and end up in the hospital, where "Paul" helps take care of both of them. Their separate adventures take them through loss of life, limb, and freedom--how will they ever become whole again?

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG; Violence PG; Sexual content PG; Nudity PG; magic & the occult G; substance abuse PG; GLBT content G; adult themes (war, bloodshed, disease, prison) PG-13; overall rating PG.

Liz's comments: Here's a quiet story with telling glimpses into the hardship and heartbreak that characterized the U.S. Civil War--a true look at war in general as a microcosm of fear, disease, and little guys ending up dead because the big dguys have chosen poorly. Too bad most teen readers aren't looking for this kind of tale...maybe we'd be less likely to end up with history repeating itself.

BREAKOUT, by Kevin Emerson

The story: Life would stink a lot less if Anthony could spend all his time playing with his band, the Rusty Soles, or moving up to the next level of Liberation Force, his favorite game. Mostly, though, he's stuck at school, doing (or not doing) stuff he doesn't care about, and getting in trouble more than he should. One night, grounded unfairly and raging at the system, Anthony writes and records a song, sends it to his bandmate Keenan, and next thing he knows, everyone he knows has heard those three F-bombs at the end. The band is supposed to sing the song at the upcoming Arts Night - will Anthony have the guts to sing it like it really is?

June Cleaver's ratings: Language PG-13 (lots of F***, like no one knows what that means); Violence G; Sexual content PG; Nudity G; Substance abuse PG; Magic & the occult G; GLBT content G; adult themes (adolescent angst, swearing) PG-13; overall rating PG-13.

Liz's comments: In reading the author's comments at the end, it becomes clear that he's writing about, and for, a certain subset of youth not generally represented in current YA fiction--probably because they're the ones least likely to ever get caught reading anything for any reason. While I acknowledge that kids like Anthony exist, reading about them and their ongoing, endless feelings of being oppressed by the establishment is just so tiresome, and so...1960s. The book takes 150 pages of actual story and spreads it over 300 pages of worrying about what everyone thinks, and wondering what he should do, and second- and third-guessing EVERYTHING. It'll work for some kids, one supposes, and help the rest of us be glad we're not that age anymore.

Monday, May 4, 2015

The Whites by Richard Price (Harry Brandt--a non-pseudonym pseudonym)

I picked up this novel, because I was intrigued by a NY Times piece I had read about the author, who had attempted, with this book, to write a ‘bestseller” type book rather than his normal “literary crime” novels.  I must be honest and say that I found his statement, “I knew how to dress down, but I didn’t know how to write down,” more than a little condescending, as it implies that anything that has mass market appeal is inherently lower than niche writing, or Literary with a capital L writing, for which Mr. Price is apparently vaunted.  As the valley girls of the eighties would have said, “gag me with a spoon.”   Bless his heart, he just couldn't write a non-complex novel.

I was prepared to be pretty scathing, but I will say that I found The Whites a hard boiled crime novel with a brain.  Price explores themes of friendship, aging parents, circumstance, coincidence, and more with a spare prose that was the more beautiful for not wasting words.  I will differ with Mr. Price, though in his estimation of the average reader—I don’t think readers are as dumb as he seems to think. Given the choice, most readers will choose a higher quality book, even if it is [gasp] a best seller.   I also think that it is possible for a mass market book to be of high quality.


Billy Graves is a New York detective who appropriately works the graveyard shift.  He is middle-aged, having passed his glory years as a young detective along with his cohort—collectively known as the Wild Geese.  Most of the geese have gone on to retirement, and now work in private security, a funeral parlor, as a building super, and in one notable case, a real estate magnate.  Billy alone toils on as a detective.  One night there is a strange case involving the murder of one of “The Whites,” the unprosecuted criminals of the Wild Geese.  Each of the WGs has one—the one that got away (Moby Dick--this is one of many allusions that I suppose Mr. Price thinks the reading public will miss [sigh]).  Once Billy starts looking into the murder of his friend’s "White," he goes down a path that will lead to betrayal, suspicion, confession, and a test of what matters most to him.  Is it justice or friendship?  Will he choose moral high ground, or revenge?  When does the end justify the means, or does it ever?  Billy wrestles with all of these questions as well as his own slightly tarnished conscience as he works his way toward the final confrontation in The Whites.  If you enjoy a complex, tightly woven, gritty crime novel, give The Whites a chance, regardless of the pretentious hype, or perhaps in spite of it.

June's Rating System:
Language--R;  Nudity--R;  Sexual Content--R;  GLBT--PG-13;  Violence--R;  Substance Abuse--R;  Adult Themes--R  This is a police procedural, and so all of these elements are expected.

Robin's Comments:
I probably would not recommend this to most High School students.  They would most likely not be interested.  However, if you  have staff who like to keep up with the latest in this genre or with literary trends, they might enjoy this.